A short one-liner...

[nvshooter]

A vegan, an atheist and a CrossFit enthusiast walk into a bar. I only know this because they told everybody in about five minutes...

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[1971Chevelle]

I like this one:

 

[DB is Here]

A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables....


The bartender says "Hey buddy, don't start nothing in here"

 

[11Charlie]

You all need some new damn jokes!!!

 

[Capn Jack]

Do we need to investigate the tax returns of a millionaire wanting to become a politician?

Or, do we need to investigate the tax returns of a politician wanting to become wanting to become a millionaire?

 

[nvshooter]

Or, do we need to investigate the tax returns of a politician wanting to become wanting to become a millionaire?

Like the one who bought a $15 million mansion just a chip shot from an ocean that will inundate the place in ten years?

 

[DB is Here]

E-flat walks into a bar, Bartender says "We don't serve minors"

 

[Ura-Ki]

OK, y'all asked for it!
Here's to you DB!

 

[11Charlie]

I need more funny this thread is boring and on the verge of getting shut down!!!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Kill-Joy!

 

[nvshooter]

. . . this thread is boring . . .

I like the joke about E-flat; it's creative, to my way of thinking...

 

[badbob85037]

A vegan, an atheist and a CrossFit enthusiast walk into a bar. I only know this because they told everybody in about five minutes...

 

[SubRosa]

The cop finally got the local hotrod speeding. Said "I've been waiting all day for you".

The speeder said "I got here as fast as I could!"

SR

 

[Capn Jack]

"Fill your hand you son-of a-@itch"

John Wayne, "True Grit."